Dear IRS.
Thank you for proving to me I do not belong in business.
Instead I will resume the regularly scheduled program for Americans and join the flock of sheep like everybody else who barely makes enough to even pay taxes of any consequence.
Instead of being an employer and generating a part of our nation's economy I will now join the ranks on the receiving-end of things.
(Please say thanks to your partner, the state of California, for helping with the process of squishing my business like a bug on the sidewalk.)
Instead of doing the one or two things I was actually
any good at I had to subcontract others to do that so I could have the time to do all the work that I should be on your payroll for.
Yet again you taught me that it is in fact normal for a Plumber to do drywall or an Electrician to do roofing as you obviously insisted a Sound Engineer needs to do tax accounting.
Nobody should be allowed to make money doing what we are blessed to be good at because according to you we all need to log 40-hours a week doing reams of paperwork to determine exactly just what we need to pay you and all your state cohorts!
Did you enjoy that hilarious video presentation at your training conference in 2010? That's the kind of thing I was good at doing. (I probably could have done it for a lot less than $60,000 though.)
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/irs-mistake-have-filmed-star-trek-parody
Unfortunately I was too busy doing my tax accounting to lend a hand! Tax accounting that says I owe you far less than that yet will take me years in my current situation to pay off. How many of us in this situation are contributing to fine productions for your six-minutes of enjoyment?
I think my obligation only covers about a minute of it though, so sorry I couldn't screw-up even more and pay for it outright!
I'm so glad I can be a part of the our fine nation's tax collection and spending process!
Thank You.